Wouldn't it be great if the DNC had a chimney?

As you know, the chimney above the Vatican is used to signal when a new pope has been selected by the Cardinals. Black smoke means 'not yet'. White smoke means success.

The picture below shows the results of the first balloting today.

The thought occurs to me how nice it would be if the DNC building in Washington had a similar chimney and system. That way, the Dems could signal us when, and IF, they ever get a positive idea to put forth to the country. That way we wouldn't have to waste time looking through all the crummy liberal rags until we know there is an idea out there.