Friday, January 21, 2005

What Must John Kerry Do Before Running Again in 2008?

As I see it, as a minimum, he needs to:

1) Attend a few senate sessions,

2) Learn how to actually get his name on a senate bill,

3) Come up with one or two voter issues that;
a. helps voters,
b. are somewhat specific,
c. Can be articulated without just saying "look it up on my web site",
d. he hasn't already flip-flopped on.

4) Pray that the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth don't notice he is running again.

5) Hide Teresa

6) Salute less.

7) Find a less-elite sport than windsurfing. (I suggest bullriding.)

8) And finally, get a new catchy hair style.... such as

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